Hamlet
Claudius
Horatio
Bernardo
Speedy McSpitty
Queen Robot (voice)
Evil Robot (voice)
King Robot (voice)
Kumar of India
Gravedigger
Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
Gravedigger's Friend
Officer Norton
Laertes (voice)
Zombie Killer
Bob (Archive Footage)
Communications Officer
Ophelia
Polonius
Norwegian Captain
Fortinbras
Triplet Judges
Greeter
Daniel / Nathaniel
Le Petomane
Lord Logan
Zombie
Player
The Executioner
Lord
Lay Rose
The Unicorn
Lord (As Juiceboxxx)
Pirate
Pirate Captain
Hamlet Clones
Diablo Weinstein
Lord
Transmission Specialist
First Player
Lady
Norwegian Helmswoman
Lady
Lord Lyngaas
Lord
Messenger
The Executioner's Friend
Don London
Lord
Lord
Lady
Lord
Science Officer
Priest
