Joshitsuo Montoya
Colonel Kill
Kevin Strange
Wilhelm
Devlin Wilder
Robinson
Andrew Varble
Nickolas
Katie Deerest
Nancy
Tanya Fox
Jannet
Tim O'Saben
Jables
Jonny Jonny
Mrs. Crabtree / Driver
David Wayne Black
Crazy Bum
Thaddeus Starbuckle
Rance
Ty Bech
Bob
Lauren Hotlips
Liquor Store Girl
Erin Sexybuns
Sally
Nick Brian Walters
Shemp Hands (as Nick Head)