Jacob Handley
The Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck
Kris Wilson
The Youngling
Gabriella Shulman
Society President / The Alpha
Keira Pratt-Boyden
The Lecturer
Dionysus Wayne
The Flirting Girl
Bruce Donald
The Post Grad Student
Ben Segneri
Jimmy the Student
Kieran Davis
The Judgy Flatmate
Aaron Byrne
The Apolitical Pamphleteer
William Simmons
The Alpha Lad
Joshua-James Caldicott
The Vomiting Guy
Aaryan Vinod
Lad
Sophia Schofield
Dancer
Izzy Lloyd
Dancer
Henry Allen-Taylor
Lad
Mariano Aymerich
Dancer
Alexandra Brumwell
Director
Alexandra Brumwell
Writer
Aaron Byrne
Writers' Assistant
Jacob Handley
Writers' Assistant
Alexandra Brumwell
Producer
Aaron Byrne
Producer
George Cella
Cinematography
Victor Jigman
Editor
Adam Cella
Assistant Camera
Kieran Davis
Gaffer
Adam Cella
Gaffer
Aadam Nadeem
Sound Recordist
Aaron Byrne
Music Supervisor
Oyiyechuku Okolo
Sound Engineer
Charlotte Hodge
Clapper Loader
Tyler James
Floor Runner