The Ballad of Straw-Hat Sam
Duke Ross
Straw-Hat Sam/Kylie Kritter
Victor Acosta
Bucket
Jennica Anusua
Birdie
Rahul Barkley
Dennis
Jackson Rees
Toothy Timmy/Gamblin' Gary
Rain Tanner
Margaret
Emerson Peery
Mei Mei/Dale Martin
Tommy Chong
Bert, The Sword Salesman
Kanye East
God
Matthew Hartman
Miss Whoop-Whoop
Dustin Freeman
Rudy Riddle
Kirby Dorsey
Kitty Kritter
Riley Mortenson
Katie
Jared Palmer
Clerk
Jiwon Moon
News Reporter
Leila Salari
Insurrectionist Giraffe
Ali Akbari
Gnomes
Braden Ingraham
Gnomes
Salvatore Mele
Zookeeper POW
Duke Ross
Director
Duke Ross
Writer
Duke Ross
Producer
Yein Ji
Producer
Victor Acosta
Producer
Rahul Barkley
Executive Producer
Cayden Turnbow
Executive Producer
Zach Robertson
Producer
Zach Robertson
Director of Photography
Red Ross
Music
Matthew Hartman
Additional Music
Liam Bice
Sound
Bridger Roberts
First Assistant "A" Camera