Aja
the bride
Ron Jeremy
the groom??
Drop Tommy
the guy with the collar
Vanessa
some guy's date
Guy DiSilva
some guy
Juliette Jett
the disgruntled flower girl
Loki
the caterer
Justine Reage
bad girl gone good
Tim
psychotic axe murderer
Katie Gold
professional go-go dancer and nymphomaniac
Steve Hatcher
go-go dancer's high school counselor
Dee
wife of the local drug czar
Nellie Pierce
wife of the local DEA agent
Rick Masters
local drug czar and the local DEA agent
No crew