Deputy James Garcia
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Deputy Travis Junior
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Deputy S. Jones
Chief of Police
District Attorney
Miss Acapulco
Kevlar Guy
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Sheriff of Aspen
Persnickety Desk Worker
Jeff Spoder
Glen the Desk Clerk
Spring Break Dream Girl
Captain Rogers, DHS
Alligator Expert
Tammy
Ethan the Drug Lord
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Breen the Plumber
Tattooed Guy
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Terry
Decontamination Guy
Russian Model
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Tattoo Victim
Wrestling Referee
Jello Wrestler
Dangle's "Body Double"
Wiegel's "Body Double"
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Paul
Hot Paramedic
Spoder's Mom
Clapping Cop
Barry Baum
Sir Terrence
Steve Marmella
Jose Jose Jose
Proctologist
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
Policeman (uncredited)
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Stripper (uncredited)
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Police Officer (uncredited)
Police Officer (uncredited)
Director
Executive Producer
Producer
Producer
Executive Producer
Producer
Producer
Director of Photography
Original Music Composer
Editor
Executive Producer
Costume Design
Casting
Executive Producer
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Writer
Writer
Writer
Sound Mixer
Foley Editor
Supervising Sound Editor
Supervising Sound Editor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Dialogue Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Foley Artist
Foley Artist
Co-Producer
Supervising Producer
